sarrahxhabibi:

Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry

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legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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Maisie: [At the auditions] I had gotten along really really well with Sophie, and I just remember her being super tall. After everything we do, she’s like “Aw you’re really cute.” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m only one year younger than you.” I came out of the audition and said to my mum, “Even if I don’t get the part, I really want that girl to. She’s really cool.” But, um, yeah, we got on really really well.
Sophie: Aw, you’re really cute.
Maisie: Still, only one year younger than you.

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