emobaria:

have you ever seen somebody so impossibly attractive that you completely question their existence and wonder how it’s even possible to look that good

(via chakramattack)

(Source: quantumchaology, via perfectruler)

k-lionheart:

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

SHELDON IS BACK

(Source: best-of-memes, via spiderosborn)

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via caniffs-wife)

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via caniffs-wife)

(via spiderosborn)

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

(via caniffs-wife)

(Source: momsendead, via taylormomsengifs)

godsmangina:

godsmangina:

mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made

What do you mean you don’t hide under the sheets with someone and yell woohoo

(via majorcartr)

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via majorcartr)

allteensrelate:

when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on

(via spiderosborn)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via spiderosborn)

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop

(Source: mathsturbation, via say-yes-not-no)